Lifesize Jumping Rob = Total Win & A Little Crazy (total props to the girls who realized that the people who would appreciate the hilariousness of this were the people who mattered and not the people who think this is crazy)

If you haven't seen this video then you must be living under a rock. You must watch right now over and over and over. It is now my "go to video" when I need a great laugh.

Big thanx to DrunkStew for the great .gifs.

What I love about this video:

1. The fact that Rob's entourage is taking pics with "Jumping Rob" before he sees it is soooooooo classically awesome.

2. Nick pointing "Jumping Rob" out to "Live Rob" is total win.

3. Rob's face is EPIC .. I mean in the land of EPIC it really exceeds EPIC!!!


******* Slight Interruption to Talk About This *******
Can you imagine what he's thinking in this moment? I bet it started off something like this,

"Awwwww some fan made a lifesize cutout of me .. I guess that's dedication"

And moves quickly to this,

"OMG nooooooooooooooooo is there seriously a lifesize cutout of me jumping in my underwear? My pastey lifesize self with the flailing arms, wonky legs and that face .. NICK KILL ME NOW .. MY EYES MY EYES .. I can't unsee this!!!"

After having time to reflect on this (something to think about during the BD2 premiere), which I'm sure was paired with Kristen and Taylor putting their two cents in (jet to London anyone?), a few jokes, and some googling of "Jumping Rob" just to get the full impact, I'm sure he decided to embrace "Jumping Rob" in the spirit in which it was created and realize that it is definitely NOT the last time he will be seeing it.

This was probably after he was told:

"You can't 'Cease and Desist' the 'Jumping Rob'."

******* Back to my List of Love for this video *******

4. Dean's uber held back reaction is great. You know he's thinking,

"Don't laugh, I can't laugh. Wait til you get to the car. Stop looking. Stay focused, protect Rob. Best job EVAHHHHH!!!!"

5. The "Jump" music is perfect.

6. "Game Over Internet! We Won!" .. LOVE IT

7. I will admit, staring at Rob's reaction over and over and over did make me miss the gem of the woman in pink behind Rob who obviously has no sense of humor, is completely self-centered, and is desperate to get her 1 second of face to face time with Rob, because that "Pllllllleeeeaaaassseee!!!!!!" is desperate like a 40 year old virgin 107 year old virgin. "Believe me, I want to." - Edward The Twilight Saga - Eclipse.

That concludes my list. Hope you enjoy the "Jumping Rob Reveal" video as much as I have.

As I peruse through my google reader posts this morning, I come across this title, "Majestic Monday and Robert Pattinson's Collar Bone Sitting in a Tree..." Of course I opened the link, it did have Robert Pattinson in the title after all, (I cannot tell a lie *snickers* most of the posts in my google reader have Rob's name in them) and it was on Robsessed and I pretty much read everything on that site. I know some of you may be
surprisednot beleive me, but I had never really thought of collar bone pr0n, so I was rather...

As if I didn't already
swoondrool over every part of this man, now I am...



...with his collar bone. Here are my favs:










Robsessed
...for the perfect Majestic Monday & for my new
appreciationobsession of Rob's body.
As if I needed anothernothing is too much when it comes to Rob pr0n.

Now back to our
regularly scheduled programboring life.

Hollywood.News.com is reporting:

Some people might think Robert Pattinson is quite stylish, but the ‘Twilight’ actor would not agree with those people.

Pattinson admits that he has gotten to a point where he pretty much wears the same stuff over and over, states Now magazine. “I can’t really go into second-hand stores to get new clothes any more,” the actor says about why he no longer shops.

However, there are times when he manages to dress up a bit, but when it comes to that, he sticks with one man: “At almost every single premiere I wear Marc Jacobs.”

Do you like Robert Pattinson’s style?

Hmmmmm, do I like Rob's style? That's a YES and as far as I'm concerned he can wear whatever he wants or for that matter nothing at all. Just thought I'd put that out there...You know the power of suggestion...hehehe. A girl can dream, right?

I'm not even going to say anything more than....what an adorkable hotty!!!! Just keep watching, it just gets better with time.